| You have just had your car serviced / repaired | | | | they have no intention of ever finding out and |
| and you have paid your bill and left a happy | | | | quite rightly so. |
| customer and then bang the car breaks down | | | | Statistically 80% of car problems occur after |
| and won't re-start. | | | | having some kind of work recently carried out on |
| You contact the garage and they recover your | | | | your vehicle by a garage / repair centre. |
| car back to there premises and then inform you | | | | Our advice is give us a call and explain simply |
| it has something to do with the laughing shaft | | | | what has happened, believe it or not but we will |
| haven fallen of the giggle pump? Makes no sense | | | | probably be able to finish your story once you |
| to you until they tell you it's going to cost lots of | | | | start to tell us what the problem is. Now we are |
| money and its not there fault although they have | | | | not psychic but we are very good at problems, |
| just serviced / repaired the car. | | | | disputes and arbitration in the motor industry. |
| 95% of people have no idea how cars work and | | | | |