Whatever Happened to Simplicity?

Those of us who are in classic car clubs,down or pushing in a lock? If a power window
regardless of model or make, decide to becomefails, you're looking at a repair that will cost around
members for any given number of reasons.$400. Maunal seats have given way to 8-way
Perhaps we owned a particular car in our youthadjustable power seats. Is this really necessary?
that brings back fond memories of cruising theHand-operated levers work fine for a fraction of
streets on Friday nights. Maybe we rememberthe cost. While we're on the subject of seats,
going to Drive-in movies with our date's headwhat's up with heated seats? My solution? Wear a
resting on our shoulder. Perhaps it was simply thecoat.Cruise control is a nice feature to have if you
sound of our particular car's engine, which couldtravel frequently on desolate stretches of
range from anything to a soft purr or aInterstate somewhere such as the Dakotas or
horsepower-laden monsterous growl as we rolledMontana, but it's impractical in heavy traffic, which
down the highway. Perhaps some of us are toois increasing as each day goes by. I can't count
young to have experienced the era in which thesethe number of times I've had to hit the "cancel"
cars roamed the earth, but we have neverthelessbutton as I gain rapidly on somebody in a Buick
been influenced by our elders and appreciate whatLesabre who has been in bifocals since the
once was. Whatever the reasons may be, thereKennedy Administration going fifty miles an hour. I
is nothing quite like finding others who share thesecan live without it.Perhaps the most pretentious
feelings and enjoy the cameraderie and rewardingfeature to ever come along in today's cars is the
experiences that are all part of being in such aSatellite Navigation System. If you want to save
group.My particular love is old Volkswagen Beetles.thousands of dollars, I have some suggestions.
I have been a member of the Chippewa ValleyA)If you feel the need to know what direction
Volkswagen Club, based in Eau Claire, Wisconsin,you are going, go to Wal-Mart and buy a compass
for over three years. We go on many cruises,for six dollars. B) Look out your window and note
other outings, and hold our own show annually.the location of the sun. Unless you live on the
During the original Beetle's lifespan, which ran fromplanet Venus, it rises in the east and sets in the
it's infancy in 1938 Nazi Germany up until 2003,west. Now look at your watch. C) On cloudy
when the very last "Bug," as it was lovingly called,days, try reading highway signs. They will tell you
rolled off the assembly line in Puebla, Mexico, overwhether you're going east, west, north, or
21.5 million were produced. As a result, there aresouth.Come to think of it, this works on sunny
still thousands of them on roads today, and clubsdays as well. D) Go to a gas station or, more
such as mine are dedicated to the preservation oflikely in this day and age, a food mart, and buy a
these unique cars. We also support other clubsmap. This will cost about five dollars. If you're lost,
throughout the states of Wisconsin andask the attendant how to get back on track to
Minnesota.The Volkswagen Beetle definedwherever you're going. Chances are that they'll
simplicity, something that is quite lacking in today'ssteer you in the right direction. If he or she can't,
cars, regardless of model. There is no questionfind someone who can. Trust me. You don't need
that certain items such as airbags and side-impactto rely on a satellite in orbit hundreds of miles
crumple zones have acomplished much in the wayabove.No-frills cars should still be available as an
of saving lives,option for those who share my sentiment. There
but let's go back forty years for a feware undoubtedly many drivers who have become
moments. Air-conditioning was considered a luxuryaccustomed to the above-mentioned features. In
in those days, and only select cars were equippedfact, there are people who couldn't imagine driving
with it. Nearly every car manufactured today haswithout them, but should they ever question why
air-conditioning as standard equipment. Incars of today cost ten times as much as those
Wisconsin,I use it in my 1996 Volkswagen Golfof a few decades ago, I have put in my two
maybe ten days out of the year. While someonecent's worth. Or rather, twenty cents...Pat Sills is
in, say, Phoenix or Miami would beg to differ, Ian avid Volkswagen enthusiast and writes articles
pose the following question: Does somebody inand feature stories for his club's Newsletter. His
Fairbanks, Alaska really need it?Power windowsfirst novel, REUNIONS, was published in March,
and locks have also become the industry norm.2005. Check it out at:
Have we as a society evolved into such a lazyor at: authorsden.
species that we are incapable of rolling a window